Steve Martin “I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers.” Steve Martin Topics:BestFunnyLie View all quotes by Steve Martin →
“You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.” Steve Martin
“Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.” Steve Martin