Erma Bombeck “In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.” Erma Bombeck View all quotes by Erma Bombeck →
“When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.” Erma Bombeck
“Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.” Erma Bombeck
