Patrick Jake O Rourke “The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.” Patrick Jake O Rourke View all quotes by Patrick Jake O Rourke →
“Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.” Patrick Jake O Rourke
“Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.” Patrick Jake O Rourke