Jerry Seinfeld “Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.” Jerry Seinfeld Topics:CareLifeFunMenTv View all quotes by Jerry Seinfeld →
“You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'” Jerry Seinfeld
“It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.” Jerry Seinfeld