Fun quotes

“Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” Douglas Adams

“I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it.” Douglas Adams

“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.” Douglas Adams

“Life is wasted on the living.” Douglas Adams

“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.” Douglas Adams

“Time is bunk.” Douglas Adams

“Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it.” Salvador Dali

“I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun.” Thomas Alva Edison

“A day without laughter is a day wasted.” Charlie Chaplin

“Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.” John Lennon

“If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live.” Lin Yutang

“ Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.” Robert Anson Heinlein

“ They didn't want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.” Robert Anson Heinlein

“Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.” Albert Einstein

“Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.” Albert Einstein

“I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.” Albert Einstein

“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.” Albert Einstein

“The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.” Albert Einstein

“At any rate, I am convinced that He - God, does not play dice.” Albert Einstein

“My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.” Woody Allen

“Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.” Mark Twain

“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.” Mark Twain

“I can live for two months on a good compliment.” Mark Twain

“I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.” Mark Twain

“Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.” Mark Twain

“Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.” Mark Twain

“Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.” Mark Twain

“Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” Mark Twain

“Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.” Mark Twain

“The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.” Mark Twain