Fun quotes

“I wasted time, and now doth time waste me.” William Shakespeare

“When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools.” William Shakespeare

“I learned to walk as a baby and I haven't had a lesson since.” Marilyn Monroe

“Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.” Dr Seuss

“Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.” Albert Einstein

“In war, you can only be killed once, but in politics, many times.” Winston Churchill

“We are all worms. But I believe that I am a glow-worm.” Winston Churchill

“I am easily satisfied with the very best.” Winston Churchill

“There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world, and the worst of it is that half of them are true.” Winston Churchill

“Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.” Winston Churchill

“I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught.” Winston Churchill

“The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.” Winston Churchill

“Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.” Winston Churchill

“I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” Winston Churchill

“One does not leave a convivial party before closing time.” Winston Churchill

“To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.” Winston Churchill

“Part of me suspects that I'm a loser, and the other part of me thinks I'm God Almighty.” John Lennon

“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.” Napoleon Bonaparte

“A revolution is an idea which has found its bayonets.” Napoleon Bonaparte

“Originality is really important.” Jim Carrey

“I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.” Edgar Allan Poe

“Paris is always a good idea.” Audrey Hepburn

“There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.” George Carlin

“God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.” Rudyard Kipling

“The silliest woman can manage a clever man; but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.” Rudyard Kipling

“If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian.” Paul McCartney

“Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.” Groucho Marx

“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.” Groucho Marx

“Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.” Jean-Jacques Rousseau

“In America, sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it's a fact.” Marlene Dietrich