Fun quotes

“The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.” Mark Twain

“We have the best government that money can buy.” Mark Twain

“When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.” Mark Twain

“When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.” Mark Twain

“He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.” Benjamin Franklin

“Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.” Benjamin Franklin

“Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.” Alfred Hitchcock

“Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.” Robin Williams

“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.” Robin Williams

“I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.” Oscar Wilde

“I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.” Oscar Wilde

“A good deed never goes unpunished.” Gore Vidal

“The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face.” Pablo Picasso

“Taste cannot be controlled by law.” Thomas Jefferson

“A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward.” Franklin Roosevelt

“Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock.” Sigmund Freud

“Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?” John Barrymore

“You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.” John Barrymore

“I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it.” Marilyn Monroe

“Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.” Marilyn Monroe

“Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them.” Marilyn Monroe

“I don't want to make money, I just want to be wonderful.” Marilyn Monroe

“I'm very definitely a woman and I enjoy it.” Marilyn Monroe

“Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?” Phyllis Diller

“A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.” Phyllis Diller

“No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.” Abraham Lincoln

“Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.” Abraham Lincoln

“Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.” Arnold Schwarzenegger

“Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.” Victor Hugo

“God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them.” Franz Kafka