John Barrymore

Quotes by John Barrymore

Featured quote“Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?”John Barrymore

Quotes by John Barrymore

“Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.” John Barrymore

“A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.” John Barrymore

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“Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?” John Barrymore

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“Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.” John Barrymore

“Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.” John Barrymore

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“The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.” John Barrymore

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“In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.” John Barrymore

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“You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.” John Barrymore

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“My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.” John Barrymore

“I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.” John Barrymore

“You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.” John Barrymore

“When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.” John Barrymore

“You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.” John Barrymore

“The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.” John Barrymore

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