Charlie Sheen “When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars.” Charlie Sheen View all quotes by Charlie Sheen →
“As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?” Charlie Sheen
“Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.” Charlie Sheen
“I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?” Charlie Sheen
