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Charlie Sheen
Quotes by Charlie Sheen
Quotes by Charlie Sheen
“As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?”
Charlie Sheen
“Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.”
Charlie Sheen
“I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?”
Charlie Sheen
“You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing.”
Charlie Sheen
“Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness to learn.”
Charlie Sheen
“I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I don't think people are ready for the message that I'm delivering, and delivering with a sense of violent love.”
Charlie Sheen
“You can't process me with a normal brain.”
Charlie Sheen
“Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.”
Charlie Sheen
“I'm tired of ignoring that I march to a different beat.”
Charlie Sheen
“I have a different constitution. I have a different brain; I have a different heart; I got tiger blood, man.”
Charlie Sheen
“From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls.”
Charlie Sheen
“I'm bi-winning. I win here, I win there.”
Charlie Sheen
“I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.”
Charlie Sheen
“I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. I've got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future.”
Charlie Sheen
“But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.”
Charlie Sheen
“That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”
Charlie Sheen
“I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.”
Charlie Sheen
“I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.”
Charlie Sheen
“I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.”
Charlie Sheen
“I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.”
Charlie Sheen
“Slash sat me down at his house and said, You've got to clean up your act. You know you've gone too far when Slash is saying, Look, you've got to get into rehab.”
Charlie Sheen
“You have the right to kill me, but you don't have the right to judge me. That's life. There's nobility in that. There's focus. It's genuine. It's crystal and it's pure and it's available to everybody, so just shut your traps and put down your McDonalds, your vaccines, your Us Weekly, your TMZ and the rest of it.”
Charlie Sheen
“Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?”
Charlie Sheen
“People say you have to work on your resentments. Yeah, no, I'm gonna hang onto them and they're gonna fuel my attack.”
Charlie Sheen
“Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.”
Charlie Sheen
“I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.”
Charlie Sheen
“I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.”
Charlie Sheen
“What you come to discover is, it isn't how you get there, it's that you get there. If that's what it took to get me where I'm at today, so be it.”
Charlie Sheen
“Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to handle it. But there's no manual, no training course.”
Charlie Sheen
“Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.”
Charlie Sheen
