Phyllis Diller “Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.” Phyllis Diller Topics:HouseWin View all quotes by Phyllis Diller →
“Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.” Phyllis Diller
“The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.” Phyllis Diller