Phyllis Diller “We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.” Phyllis Diller Topics:Child View all quotes by Phyllis Diller →
“Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.” Phyllis Diller
“The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.” Phyllis Diller
