Phyllis Diller “I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'” Phyllis Diller Topics:Lady View all quotes by Phyllis Diller →
“Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.” Phyllis Diller
“The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.” Phyllis Diller
