Quotes

“From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls.” Charlie Sheen

“I'm bi-winning. I win here, I win there.” Charlie Sheen

“I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.” Charlie Sheen

“I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. I've got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future.” Charlie Sheen

“But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.” Charlie Sheen

“That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.” Charlie Sheen

“I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.” Charlie Sheen

“I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.” Charlie Sheen

“I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.” Charlie Sheen

“I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.” Charlie Sheen

“Slash sat me down at his house and said, You've got to clean up your act. You know you've gone too far when Slash is saying, Look, you've got to get into rehab.” Charlie Sheen

“You have the right to kill me, but you don't have the right to judge me. That's life. There's nobility in that. There's focus. It's genuine. It's crystal and it's pure and it's available to everybody, so just shut your traps and put down your McDonalds, your vaccines, your Us Weekly, your TMZ and the rest of it.” Charlie Sheen

“Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?” Charlie Sheen

“People say you have to work on your resentments. Yeah, no, I'm gonna hang onto them and they're gonna fuel my attack.” Charlie Sheen

“Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.” Charlie Sheen

“I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.” Charlie Sheen

“I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.” Charlie Sheen

“What you come to discover is, it isn't how you get there, it's that you get there. If that's what it took to get me where I'm at today, so be it.” Charlie Sheen

“Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to handle it. But there's no manual, no training course.” Charlie Sheen

“Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.” Charlie Sheen

“There have to be more important things going on in the world than my past.” Charlie Sheen

“I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.” Charlie Sheen

“I have one speed, I have one gear: go!” Charlie Sheen

“I just didn't believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique.” Charlie Sheen

“The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent.” Charlie Sheen

“I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my knowledge of what I went through accessible.” Charlie Sheen

“I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't earned most of what I achieved because it came so fast.” Charlie Sheen

“I've spent, I think, close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold.” Charlie Sheen

“The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.” Charlie Sheen

“I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.” Charlie Sheen