Steve Martin
"I wish I could do a lot of things different. I'm not going to tell you what they are, but if I had a list of all my films right now, I'd go, 'Okay, I'll cross that one out and cross that one out and cross that one out and cross that one out.' Really. But I've made over 40 films. How can I not have some losers in there?"
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"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
"You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies."
"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them."
"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks."
"Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!"