Steve Martin

"I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers."

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Top Steve Martin Quotes

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies."

"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them."

"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks."

"Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!"

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