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"I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are."
Top Joan Rivers Quotes
"It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom."
"I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them."
"My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash."
"Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'."
"I am furious about everything."
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