Quotes

“I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.” Yogi Berra

“It's like deja-vu, all over again.” Yogi Berra

“If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.” Yogi Berra

“Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.” Yogi Berra

“When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.” Yogi Berra

“I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.” Yogi Berra

“I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.” Yogi Berra

“I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?” Yogi Berra

“If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.” Yogi Berra

“It gets late early out there.” Yogi Berra

“He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.” Yogi Berra

“There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.” Yogi Berra

“I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.” Yogi Berra

“I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.” Yogi Berra

“The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.” Yogi Berra

“You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.” Yogi Berra

“I tell the kids, somebody's gotta win, somebody's gotta lose. Just don't fight about it. Just try to get better.” Yogi Berra

“It ain't the heat, it's the humility.” Yogi Berra

“Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.” Yogi Berra

“Baseball is 90 percent mental and the other half is physical.” Yogi Berra

“How can you think and hit at the same time?” Yogi Berra

“It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.” Yogi Berra

“If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.” Yogi Berra

“Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.” Yogi Berra

“We made too many wrong mistakes.” Yogi Berra

“Even Napoleon had his Watergate.” Yogi Berra

“When you come to a fork in the road, take it.” Yogi Berra

“All pitchers are liars or crybabies.” Yogi Berra

“If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.” Yogi Berra

“So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.” Yogi Berra