Yogi Berra

“A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.” Yogi Berra

FunnyFunWorthNickelDime

“Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.” Yogi Berra

“In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.” Yogi Berra

“Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.” Yogi Berra

Wise

“Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.” Yogi Berra

Lie

“Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.” Yogi Berra

GoodParentTree

“You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.” Yogi Berra

“If you come to a fork in the road, take it.” Yogi Berra

“I never said most of the things I said.” Yogi Berra

“You can observe a lot by just watching.” Yogi Berra

“The future ain't what it used to be.” Yogi Berra

FunnyFuture

“It ain't over till it's over.” Yogi Berra

“If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.” Yogi Berra

FunnyFun

“You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.” Yogi Berra

Care

“I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.” Yogi Berra

School

“It's like deja-vu, all over again.” Yogi Berra

“If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.” Yogi Berra

WiseWorldPerfect

“Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.” Yogi Berra

“When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.” Yogi Berra

“I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.” Yogi Berra

Thank

“I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.” Yogi Berra

“I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?” Yogi Berra

BlameChange

“If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.” Yogi Berra

“It gets late early out there.” Yogi Berra

“He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.” Yogi Berra

“There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.” Yogi Berra

“I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.” Yogi Berra

“I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.” Yogi Berra

House

“The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.” Yogi Berra

“You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.” Yogi Berra