Thank quotes

“Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one of two kinds of human beings, either a liberal or a conservative.” Kurt Vonnegut

“My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.” Phyllis Diller

“The shepherd drives the wolf from the sheep's for which the sheep thanks the shepherd as his liberator, while the wolf denounces him for the same act as the destroyer of liberty. Plainly, the sheep and the wolf are not agreed upon a definition of liberty.” Abraham Lincoln

“Down on your knees, and thank heaven, fasting, for a good man's love.” Euripides

“To give thanks in solitude is enough. Thanksgiving has wings and goes where it must go. Your prayer knows much more about it than you do.” Victor Hugo

“How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless child!” William Shakespeare

“But thanks to my invention, my capitalist friends and I were able to bring the government to its knees.” Erno Rubik

“It's been quite a roller coaster ride, but I've grown and learned a lot about myself. The greatest thing is being able to interact with fans and touch people's lives... for that I give thanks.” Christina Aguilera

“Thankfully, I have my mom and a small group of close friends who are there for me 24/7 and whom I can trust and depend on.” Christina Aguilera

“I want to thank you for taking time out of your day to come and witness my hanging.” George Washington Bush

“Thank you for leaving us alone but giving us enough attention to boost our egos.” Mick Jagger

“A man who is eating or lying with his wife or preparing to go to sleep in humility, thankfulness and temperance, is, by Christian standards, in an infinitely higher state than one who is listening to Bach or reading Plato in a state of pride.” Clive Staples Lewis

“Why would I retire? Sit at home and watch TV? No thanks. I'd rather be out playing.” Paul McCartney

“What I mean is that none of my talents had a - what's that great word - rubric. A singer, an actor, a dancer - there was nothing I could really say I was. The writing came much later. And, actually, thank God, because if I had said I'm a singer, I would really have just had one thing to do.” Steve Martin

“And a special thank you to the citizens of Massachusetts: You are paying all the taxes, creating all the jobs, raising all the children. This government is yours. Thank you for letting me serve you. I love this job.” Mitt Romney

“Our worldly successes cannot be guaranteed, but our ability to achieve spiritual success is entirely up to us, thanks to the grace of God. The best advice I know is to give is to give those worldly things your best but never your all - reserve the ultimate hope for the only one who can grant it.” Mitt Romney

“If you say I'm great, thank you very much. But I know what I am. I could be better, man, you know?” Keith Richards

“The thankful receiver bears a plentiful harvest.” William Blake

“I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.” Jon Stewart

“Thank the Lord for using each person as a tool in your life to deepen your insight into His grace and conforming you to the image of His Son.” Charles Stanley

“In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.” Albert Schweitzer

“Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light.” Albert Schweitzer

“When you rise in the morning, give thanks for the light, for your life, for your strength. Give thanks for your food and for the joy of living. If you see no reason to give thanks, the fault lies in yourself.” Tecumseh

“Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough.” Oprah Winfrey

“I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best.” Walt Whitman

“I may be as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best.” Walt Whitman

“I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.” Yogi Berra

“I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.” Yogi Berra

“Better have failed in the high aim, as I, Than vulgarly in the low aim succeed As, God be thanked! I do not.” Robert Browning

“I thank you God for this most amazing day, for the leaping greenly spirits of trees, and for the blue dream of sky and for everything which is natural, which is infinite, which is yes.” Edward Estlin Cummings