Quotes

“Ideas can be life-changing. Sometimes all you need to open the door is just one more good idea.” Jim Rohn

“Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals.” Jim Rohn

“When you know what you want, and want it bad enough, you will find a way to get it.” Jim Rohn

“You don't get paid for the hour. You get paid for the value you bring to the hour.” Jim Rohn

“The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn, and shine with increasing clearness on your path.” Jim Rohn

“Giving is better than receiving because giving starts the receiving process.” Jim Rohn

“Part of your heritage in this society is the opportunity to become financially independent.” Jim Rohn

“The major value in life is not what you get. The major value in life is what you become.” Jim Rohn

“To solve any problem, here are three questions to ask yourself: First, what could I do? Second, what could I read? And third, who could I ask?” Jim Rohn

“Without a sense of urgency, desire loses its value.” Jim Rohn

“Success is doing ordinary things extraordinarily well.” Jim Rohn

“Better understated than overstated. Let people be surprised that it was more than you promised and easier than you said.” Jim Rohn

“Success is not to be pursued; it is to be attracted by the person you become.” Jim Rohn

“Miss a meal if you have to, but don't miss a book.” Jim Rohn

“I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” Rita Rudner

“Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.” Rita Rudner

“When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.” Rita Rudner

“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.” Rita Rudner

“Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.” Rita Rudner

“Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.” Rita Rudner

“I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.” Rita Rudner

“I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.” Rita Rudner

“To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'” Rita Rudner

“Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.” Rita Rudner

“My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.” Rita Rudner

“My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.” Rita Rudner

“We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.” Rita Rudner

“Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?” Rita Rudner

“I had no desire to be a stand-up comic until I decided to do it.” Rita Rudner

“In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.” Rita Rudner