Fun quotes

“You can't fix stupid.” Ron White

“Luck is believing you're lucky.” Tennessee Williams

“A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.” Steven Wright

“If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.” Steven Wright

“You can't have everything. Where would you put it?” Steven Wright

“People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily.” Zig Ziglar

“I don't believe you should make fun of anyone but yourself.” Cameron Diaz

“I've been noticing gravity since I was very young.” Cameron Diaz

“The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk.” Dustin Hoffman

“Life stinks, but that doesn't mean you don't enjoy it.” Dustin Hoffman

“I decided to become an actor because I was failing in school and I needed the credits.” Dustin Hoffman

“A woman isn't complete without a man. But where do you find a man - a real man - these days?” Lauren Bacall

“I am not a has-been. I am a will be.” Lauren Bacall

“I married way out of my pay grade. I have no idea how that happened.” Chris Pratt

“It's fun chasing boys, especially when you're young, but I think it takes time and life experience to notice the other boys.” Reese Witherspoon

“If you're not getting older, you're dead.” Tom Petty

“The further you get away from yourself, the more challenging it is. Not to be in your comfort zone is great fun.” Benedict Cumberbatch

“The more charming person is the person who admits the other person is more charming.” Benedict Cumberbatch

“I'm Mickey Mouse. They don't know who's inside the suit.” Keanu Reeves

“Life is a series of commas, not periods.” Matthew McConaughey

“When baseball is no longer fun, it's no longer a game.” Joe DiMaggio

“I don't understand a way to work other than bold-facedly running towards failure.” Cate Blanchett

“If you know you are going to fail, then fail gloriously.” Cate Blanchett

“I'm scared of actors with a scheme.” Cate Blanchett

“I think you just have to appreciate who you are and hopefully they can see what a superhero is about.” Lucy Liu

“I always admired Wonder Woman and the Incredible Hulk - but I don't know if I'd be a very convincing hulk.” Lucy Liu

“Failure is simply the non-presence of success. But a fiasco is a disaster of mythic proportions.” Orlando Bloom