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“Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate...”
Terry Pratchett
“Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.”
Terry Pratchett
“The will to be stupid is a very powerful force, but there are always alternatives.”
Lois McMaster Bujold
“Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Martin Luther King
“ Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.”
Robert Anson Heinlein
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.”
Albert Einstein
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
Oscar Wilde
“Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say that there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.”
Frank Zappa
“To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.”
Voltaire
“Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.”
Confucius
“The biggest misconception people have about me is that I'm stupid.”
Billy Idol
“We are in danger of destroying ourselves by our greed and stupidity. We cannot remain looking inwards at ourselves on a small and increasingly polluted and overcrowded planet.”
Stephen Hawking
“Nobody loves a woman because she is handsome or ugly, stupid or intelligent. We love because we love.”
Honore de Balzac
“The wise are instructed by reason, average minds by experience, the stupid by necessity and the brute by instinct.”
Marcus Tullius Cicero
“An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise.”
Victor Hugo
“Stupidity talks, vanity acts.”
Victor Hugo
“We should all start to live before we get too old. Fear is stupid. So are regrets.”
Marilyn Monroe
“If I play a stupid girl and ask a stupid question, I've got to follow it through, what am I supposed to do, look intelligent?”
Marilyn Monroe
“I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?”
Eminem
“It'd be stupid for me to sit here and say that there aren't kids who look up to me, but my responsibility is not to them. I'm not a baby sitter.”
Eminem
“In politics stupidity is not a handicap.”
Napoleon Bonaparte
“I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.”
Jim Carrey
“You know when you're young and you see a play in high school, and the guys all have gray in their hair and they're trying to be old men and they have no idea what that's like? It's just that stupid the other way around.”
Clint Eastwood
“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Stupidity is a talent for misconception.”
Edgar Allan Poe
“How can people be so stupid? I marvel at that. See, I think you have to work as being ignorant - and if you're gonna work at being ignorant, why not work at being informed?”
Rush Limbaugh
“Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative.”
John Stuart Mill
“I don't want to feel like I've matured. That's a stupid word that I never want to use.”
Marilyn Manson
“People get a kick out of my stupidity.”
Dolly Parton
“Can anything be stupider than that a man has the right to kill me because he lives on the other side of a river and his ruler has a quarrel with mine, though I have not quarrelled with him?”
Blaise Pascal