“I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.” Frank Zappa FunnyExistBooksSleepy
“The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.” Frank Zappa BadLawNationRandomUnited statesWrittenEnforced
“Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say that there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.” Frank Zappa StupidUniverse
“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to a library.” Frank Zappa Education
