Phyllis Diller “The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.” Phyllis Diller Topics:FunnyLaughReasonHeadPro View all quotes by Phyllis Diller →
“Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.” Phyllis Diller
“The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.” Phyllis Diller
