“If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.” Mark Twain
“It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.” Mark Twain
“It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.” Mark Twain
“It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native criminal class except Congress.” Mark Twain
“It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.” Mark Twain
“It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.” Mark Twain
“It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.” Mark Twain
“It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.” Mark Twain
“It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.” Mark Twain
“Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation.” Mark Twain
“Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.” Mark Twain
“Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied.” Mark Twain
