Woman quotes

“I have cellulite, just like almost every other woman on the planet.” Kim Kardashian

“I've always been a businesswoman.” Kim Kardashian

“A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.” Rudyard Kipling

“The silliest woman can manage a clever man; but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.” Rudyard Kipling

“A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.” Rudyard Kipling

“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.” Groucho Marx

“A man's only as old as the woman he feels.” Groucho Marx

“A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.” Groucho Marx

“I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.” Steve Martin

“There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.” Steve Martin

“Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.” Steve Martin

“I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.” Anais Nin

“How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.” Anais Nin

“It's all right for a woman to be, above all, human. I am a woman first of all.” Anais Nin

“I believe marriage is between a man and a woman. I am not in favor of gay marriage. But when you start playing around with constitutions, just to prohibit somebody who cares about another person, it just seems to me that's not what America's about. Usually, our constitutions expand liberties, they don't contract them.” Barack Obama

“What I believe is that marriage is between a man and a woman, but what I also believe is that we have an obligation to make sure that gays and lesbians have the rights of citizenship that afford them visitations to hospitals, that allow them to be, to transfer property between partners, to make certain that they're not discriminated on the job.” Barack Obama

“I've found a woman I can relate to. That's something - and I don't even feel sappy saying it - that, if anyone has that, don't lose it, because it's probably the only thing that you can ever really find any satisfaction from.” Marilyn Manson

“I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out.” Dolly Parton

“I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out.” Dolly Parton

“You know, I look like a woman but I think like a man. And in this world of business, that has helped me a lot. Because by the time they think that I don't know what's goin' on, I then got the money, and gone.” Dolly Parton

“If I hadn't been a woman, I'd be a drag queen for sure. I like all that flair and I'd be dressing up in them high heels and putting on the big hair. I'd be like Ru Paul.” Dolly Parton

“Every woman is just a different kind of problem.” Chuck Palahniuk

“I feel very deeply about the need to respect and tolerate people of different social - or sexual orientation. But at the same time, I believe marriage should be preserved as an institution for one man and one woman.” Mitt Romney

“My view is that marriage is a relationship between a man and a woman. That's the position I've had for some time, and I don't intend to make any adjustments at this point... Or ever, by the way.” Mitt Romney

“Culture, what you believe, what you value, how you live matters. Now, as fundamental as these principles are, they may become topics of democratic debates from time to time, so it is today with the enduring institution of marriage. Marriage is a relationship between a man and a woman.” Mitt Romney

“I'm 36 and if I met a woman of my own age and married her, I'd also be marrying her former life, her past. It might be OK for some people - I don't want to judge it or anything - but it's not for me. It would destroy my creativity.” Henry Rollins

“Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.” Marlene Dietrich

“A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman.” Marlene Dietrich

“To be completely woman you need a master, and in him a compass for your life. You need a man you can look up to and respect. If you dethrone him it's no wonder that you are discontented, and discontented women are not loved for long.” Marlene Dietrich

“The average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman with beautiful legs.” Marlene Dietrich