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“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
George Burns
“Admittedly, a homosexual can be conditioned to react sexually to a woman, or to an old boot for that matter. In fact, both homo - and heterosexual experimental subjects have been conditioned to react sexually to an old boot, and you can save a lot of money that way.”
William Seward Burroughs
“Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.”
Ambrose Bierce
“Curiosity, n. An objectionable quality of the female mind. The desire to know whether or not a woman is cursed with curiosity is one of the most active and insatiable passions of the masculine soul.”
Ambrose Bierce
“Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.”
Ambrose Bierce
“Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.”
Ambrose Bierce
“The world's biggest power is the youth and beauty of a woman.”
Chanakya
“A woman uses her intelligence to find reasons to support her intuition.”
Gilbert Keith Chesterton
“Self-esteem is the greatest sickness known to man or woman because it's conditional.”
Albert Ellis
“Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.”
William Claude Dukenfield
“A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.”
Christopher Morley
“What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more than man's transparency.”
George Jean Nathan
“No woman ever hates a man for being in love with her, but many a woman hate a man for being a friend to her.”
Alexander Pope
“If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.”
Margaret Thatcher
“One of the best things for a woman to hear is that she is sexy.”
Scarlett Johansson
“A woman isn't complete without a man. But where do you find a man - a real man - these days?”
Lauren Bacall
