“I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'” Phyllis Diller Lady
“Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.” Phyllis Diller ChildWork
“The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.” Phyllis Diller Laugh
“The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.” Phyllis Diller FunnyLaughReasonHeadPro
